rip mcrib

so it's come to my attention that the mcrib is currently on its final farewell tour. once it's over, the delicious sandwich you love to hate will be retired for eternity.

an added horror to this is that they're not even in my area. i've searched and searched. really, i'm not exaggerating. these damn bay area liberals are so anti. god damn you!!

i always wanted a lovely daughter to share in the indulgence. now i'll just have to tell her about it when reviewing the family tree.

ps. don't judge me